English Joke abut Student and teacher-01

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Teachers: Jahir, yousy, and  where place of a teacher?
Jahir: Why, Sir,  back to me!!.
Teacher: You dont know how to respect a teacher,. You have not.
Jahir: Why did Sir, My father said to me ,I would still want your back many teacher, you can not pass.

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Son: I am not going to school, Father
Parents: Whynot,  good education can do it?
Son: it is not, knows nothing about the school's teacher. Always asks me to read.

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Teacher:  I said to you paint of bacteria. but  why you give me white paper ?
Student: Sir, I figure I paint bacteria. I love you, you will see not without magnify glass

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Teacher:
So why delay the truth?
Abul-signed because of Sir.
Teacher:
What sign?
Abul-but that was in front of the school, go slowly