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Teachers:
Shuvo, which is a map of North America, go to the tax.
Shuvo: It's here.
Teacher:
OK, Who had just discovered America , clash
Clash: Shuvo, sir.

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Teacher:
Molly, ah, what I said to him, and when I talk about that lecturehis attention to the tissue.
Molly: teacher

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Teachers:
It is an example of what I can kakataliyatara?
Comments: Sir, my father and mother were married at the same time and day.

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Teachers:
Sani-ah, what's the water, the chemical formula?
Sani: H I J L K M N O
Teachers:
what you say?
Sani: Sir you said yesterday H2 (to) O

English Joke abut Student and teacher-01

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Teachers: Jahir, yousy, and  where place of a teacher?
Jahir: Why, Sir,  back to me!!.
Teacher: You dont know how to respect a teacher,. You have not.
Jahir: Why did Sir, My father said to me ,I would still want your back many teacher, you can not pass.

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Son: I am not going to school, Father
Parents: Whynot,  good education can do it?
Son: it is not, knows nothing about the school's teacher. Always asks me to read.

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Teacher:  I said to you paint of bacteria. but  why you give me white paper ?
Student: Sir, I figure I paint bacteria. I love you, you will see not without magnify glass

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Teacher:
So why delay the truth?
Abul-signed because of Sir.
Teacher:
What sign?
Abul-but that was in front of the school, go slowly

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Shova - Soma , I have decided I do not marriage with Aion.
Soma - ouch-rays, five-year love, But why you can not married with Aion?

Shova -Aion Is a skeptic  route.
Soma - and the skeptic, but You do not?
Shova - and hell are not believe. Traffic is not terrible?
Soma:  why you fill tention, let be marriage. then he understand what is skeptic route.

016)

Lady: Do you love me?
Boy: If you do not believe , you can take test to me 
Lover: First, your have 20 tk in your poket, you can give 15 tk of 20 tk?

lover's eyes with her​​  Emergency taka , embarrassed her lover to keep to yourself, why not? Hundred time  I can. However, the test date, you can not back out?

016)

One prominent politician, has left politics for life. Now he near of death. Around the last time to listen his nearest. I want a politician to join the right team. Why? Why do you want to put off the rails  this last?
Politician with a right to go before I want to kill a right team leader. 

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012)

Beggar, Sir, please give me 2o taka.

Man: Why? A cup of coffee is 10 taka
Beggar:  Sir. I am With Girl Friend.
Man: You are beggar, but you make Girl Friend?
Beggar: No sir, Girl Friend maked me beggar


013)

A girl move swiftly to her house. Near the gate waiting for her lover. Both within and being -
Boy: your father's side soon?
Lady: He does not at home.
Girl: What you say? he spend the night outside?
Lady: he call for taxi for us.

014)

People have lost one cow. He can not find anywhere the cow,
He rest of the side of park,  He was tired.
A lover couple was gossiping the side of park ,
Lover saying -When I do keep your eyes just I see the all of world.
The guy was really time to sit down in the cow - I find my cow, brother, please tell me,I find that your eyes where where is my cow?

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007)

Heroin: you do not use fresh flowers and Why you give me show flower  ?
Hero: fresh flowers, blooming over a patron. When I  wait for the bottom of the flower must be dry.

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One young lover couple  gossiping  future happiness at Park House in London.  Darling  with her ​​hands back pressure, I think everything. Even I do  have a life insurance for you and on. If I face any accident then you have no difficulty in your life, so you will not be notified of the accident. Pawl, beautiful you are ... What will be my way, but if you have no accident in your life?

009)

1 boy  and 1 girl were in deep love. The boy wrote a letter to girl, cut the blood. After a few days of their love is wasted. They owe a debt to pay for the taking.

At the end of the boy say to girl, all my blood back to me. The girl from the bottom with her cloth napkin the girl with boy. ​​I shall return pay premium pay in blood.